Hawkeye Pierce (
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ways_infirmary2008-01-14 04:51 pm
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Hawkeye is in the infirmary today. He does his best to keep up with the medical journals outside the bar, even with the limited resources that he has in Korea. Just because this is a side gig and lives don't tend to depend on it, here, doesn't mean that he doesn't take his duties in Milliways seriously.
Of course, what passes for medical journals in Milliways is pretty crazy. The bookshelf in the infirmary has a number of books (and things that aren't books; strange electronic devices that Hawkeye can't seem to figure out and he thinks he may have to ask Simon Tam about) on every imaginable medical condition and bit of anatomy, both human and non. Milliways presents a unique challenge in medicine, and Hawkeye Pierce intends to meet it.
This is why, anyway, he's currently thumbing through said bookshelf, in search of something useful-looking to read.
He's wearing a red kimono over his uniform, and a brightly-coloured lei.
It may be better not to ask.
Of course, what passes for medical journals in Milliways is pretty crazy. The bookshelf in the infirmary has a number of books (and things that aren't books; strange electronic devices that Hawkeye can't seem to figure out and he thinks he may have to ask Simon Tam about) on every imaginable medical condition and bit of anatomy, both human and non. Milliways presents a unique challenge in medicine, and Hawkeye Pierce intends to meet it.
This is why, anyway, he's currently thumbing through said bookshelf, in search of something useful-looking to read.
He's wearing a red kimono over his uniform, and a brightly-coloured lei.
It may be better not to ask.

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Again, better not to ask.
He led the troupe, the one with the dark hair and blood coming out was the one in need of attention. Obviously. "We has a dude with a sword wound, can you takes a look at him?"
Obviously, he shouldn't have been the one to explain things. Eloquent, Toki wasn't.
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It's a very important point.
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His shirt is dark, so the bleeding isn't quite as obvious.
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"Come on, pull up a bed," he says, taking the wounded man's arm and steering him in the direction of the nearest bed. "What seems to be the trouble?"
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It was among the first things he found modern Earth times to have that he felt were worthwhile.
Along with CD-players and recorded music.
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His skin is very pale, so the smear of dried half-blood looks much more dramatic than it is.
At least in his opinion.
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He lends a hand with removing the shirt; he would have cut it off, personally, but the man had it most of the way off by the time that Hawkeye could have stopped him, anyway.
There's gauze on the wound, inexpertly applied (though doubtless with the finest of intentions); Hawkeye peels it back, as kindly as possible but quick. "Ahuh," he says, giving the puncture wound a look, and then quickly glancing over the scratch on his throat with an expert eye. "Nothing to worry about; we'll have this patched up in no time." He steps away for a minute, shifting the lei back so that it hangs over his back rather than his front, and going to wash his hands in the sink. "I'm Dr. Pierce; you get stabbed often?"
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Pause.
"I a Teja, son of Tagila; I was the last king of the Ostrogoths in Italy. I died in battle, on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius, in the year 552 of Christian reckoning."
Pause again.
"So this is not that bad, by comparison. Most battle wounds, we doctored ourselves, or for each other."
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"So, Vesuvius, huh?" he asks. "It hot there?"
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Without missing a beat, as he dabs some disenfectant on the throat scratch, then starts to disenfect the wound to the chest: "This ought to sting a bit." He goes on, "Sounds picturesque." If death-y. His tone is a clear invitation to continue.
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"It must be the most beautiful place on earth," he says. "When I was guarding the gorge in which my people were holed up, I had looked out every day over the bay, the two arms of land embracing the sea, shimmering away into blue distance. On the left arm, Stabiae and rocky Surrentum, with the villa of old Pollius Felix at the fingertip, where he was said to have bred muraines in the times of the early emperors. The right arm, much darker, held the Phlegraean Fields where the very earth boiled with sulphur, and dark Cumae, a mystery of old, stark hills that held memories and mysteries. The balls these hands were juggling, the islands of Capri and Ischia, hide-aways of the early Caesars - they sat on the horizon, blue and nebulous. And down underneath the vinyards and fertile fields, there had been the lost cities that Pliny wrote about, Pompeii and Herculaneum, that the mountain had swallowed, much as it would swallow the rest of my people - never to be seen again, I believed. But my people got away, and even the cities were found again, 1,200 years after my time."
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The wound missed major internal organs and is not so deep as it could have been; this won't be long at all.
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He stops short for a second as he catches sight of the furry blue man, but -- it's Milliways. These things happen.
"I see I have a customer," he calls, headed over to the bed. "I'm Dr. Pierce." He leans over and shoos the pair's hands away from the shirt, peeling the cloth away a little, just enough to give him a peek at the wound under it. "It's a pleasure to make your side's acquaintance. What happened here?"
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He nods to the Doctor.
"A duel. I won, but sustained a wound. I don't think there's anything very wrong, but it should be stitched, perhaps?"
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"No. It was an honourable duel. I would not have him troubled over it."
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With a couple of necessary items on a tray -- disenfecting materials, needle and thread, tweezers, antibiotics, and a few other things -- Hawkeye comes back over to the bed. He sets the tray down on a table, and turns his attention to carefully peeling the ripped edges of the boy's shirt away from the wound. "Now then," says Hawkeye, as he works with the aid of tweezers, "I make a habit of learning the names of the bellies I put back together. Yours is...?"
For all the constant (meant to be distracting) pattern, his hands are quick and light and sure, and as gentle as possible.
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"But mine is Marc Antonio Treschi. Tonio."
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It may, however, not be instantly recognizable to Tonio. Sorry, Tonio?
With the cloth out of the wound, Hawkeye pulls out a pair of scissors and starts cutting the shirt off of him.
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"Er, Venice," he says. "Although I'm living in Florence at present." It doesn't occur to him to give the year - he hasn't been around Milliways for long enough.
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He can't help but chuckle at Teja. The man had enough honor to accept defeat, but still had to try to wave off medical attention? Yup. Another symptom of Takes Himself Too Seriously Syndrome. Ah well, it's true what they say that it's the flaws that make a person, as much as the good points, and Teja was a great person.
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What? These beds are comfy.
"I don't think I caught your name back there," he smiles by way of greeting.
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It still hadn't occurred to him yet that the not!cat was the not!cat that his sister-friend had spoken of previously. He was quiet as he watched the doctor take care of his wounded friend.
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"Nor I yours. Any of you! Though the theatrics were distracting enough, that's no surprise. Kurt Wagner, pleased to meet you, friend of Teja."
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Beat as he turned to Yrael. "Do you knows a lady call Rachel Grey? I thinks she talks about you to me once."
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Then to Yrael, "She tells me dat you plays piano, too!"
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He gives Yrael a curious look. Extinction was a topic on everybody's mind back home.
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"I do play piano, indeed. Piano and harpischord, violin, guitar and recorder, so far. And I sing, on occasion."
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He turned to Yrael, "Is because she's empath. You plays guitar too? Wowee! I plays rhythm guitars for Dethklok. She gets me back into playings de piano, and I can plays de pipe organ. I offers to teach it to Will Turner, but he don't seems interested." There was a lopsided smile at that.
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He looks between the two, smiling. "Such musical talents! And...Will Turner? The pirate?" Zomg those are THE BEST MOVIES since Lord of the Rings!
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He has just the song, too.
"I've been tempted lately, with my access to New Orleans, Louisiana, to try my hand at jazz music. I was well received the other night at the club, when I performed."
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He turned to Yrael, "Wowee, dey do open-mics? Maybe we should sets up a thing like dat here! So dats people can has fun and plays de music. Teja could plays his harp or even his new guitar!"
Flash thought!
"Dethklok could plays here!" Toki exclaimed.
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"But I would still enjoy it; rafters tended to come down at times where I lived. Enough cities got sacked."
Pause.
"Thank you for your help, all of you."
Merlin seems to have gone; Teja will thank him separately.
"And now I will get some breakfast; I only had tea before the duel."