"well it's sort of complicated because he's actually past me

"you know magic right you look more like a magic-y person than a surgeon or anything and that's good because he basically gave himself an atomic time wedgie concussion"

The smaller Dave is wearing his god tier outfit. His nose is bleeding, his usual pallor is heavily weighted towards 'pasty' rather than 'pale', and that might be a little blood coming out of one ear as well.

"also i'm skinny as fuck holy shit he needs to eat like three sandwiches he's probably deficient in goddamn everything"