There is more more wincing and cringing as she reads the synopsis, because it just sounds so, so painfully bad. So bad, it's actually hilarious. She might need to be on morphine to get through it (and all its editing errors).

"Jeez, how something like this ever got published, I'll never know. Like, it's probably full of inaccuracies about firefighting and sexual puns about his hose and engine and tools and whatever. Also? Not to spoil it or anything, but I bet the girl set her own apartment on fire just so the guy could come rescue her, 'cause that's way too much of a coincidence. If she got arrested for arson at the end, then maybe it's a story worth reading!"