"I'll be... fine, in a few weeks," she says, not really knowing how she's going to keep sane without being able to bake and mix and knead. Most of the things she knows how to do require being able to put pressure on her hands, and/or lift things.

"From what the doctors said, I have a few broken and bruised ribs, a bruised lung, a broken collarbone, a concussion, and - apparently so my legs don't feel left out - a sprained ankle."